I stab the tomato and oh the gush that attacks the knife.
No the cheese fell on the floor, such a waste.
I'm Dead!
Now the dog has the ham and the cat has the dog.
And now my life is over. There's a two face, fifty foot tall zombie with slobber running down from her mouth and its coming to me! I lift the knife, it opens its mouth and SLAM! Its fiery fist pounds the bench and my knife moves at three hundred and sixty miles per second cutting the food.
It screams...
''Where's my food you slug!''
"Well I'm sorry my darling sister."
The End
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